i cant stand clothes,
all those damn inseams,
and size-too-small jeans,
i hate it when they dont have the right sizes,
but still charge those outrageous prices
and it may come as a surprise
but most humans are actually
human sized,

so wear your scrubby tees,
and forget your make up, please,
bring tubs of icecream,
this is our 'screw you' to the world,
just remember to keep your hair uncurled.